I’m definitely not in Kansas anymore!
By Stacie Paquette
September 5, 2024

Early on in my career I was a pre and post applications engineer for a startup that used industrial x-ray machines to test solder joints on things like cell phones, heart monitors and car braking systems. I’d travel with sales engineers as the subject-matter expert (SME) and I’d travel with field service engineers to install equipment and get final sign off for payment. It was a cool job! We were small and nimble and in that time of my life I loved the rush of it all. Traveling 60% of the year as an account manager and working on solving x-ray challenges for big manufacturing sites. I was a face-to-face representative for the company and I loved the autonomy I had and the trust they had instilled in me. Plus I genuinely loved the work. We were a family to an extent and I felt like it was an exciting time for me professionally.

Within a few years that company was bought by a larger company, that was bought by another larger company. This kept happening to me in my career, each small company I went to was gobbled up by a larger one. Then one day without realizing, I found myself just another number among thousands of other numbers working at the same company…far removed from autonomy or trust and that family feel.

With each new acquisition, something about that small business, family-like culture was lost for me, and with it my creativity and my spark. When Anna asked me to join her team at U4EA Farms, I was apprehensive about coming to a startup again, unsure if I was ready to get back into the hectic but exciting churn of a small business. It had been so long for me, and to join the cannabis industry to boot; an industry that is in many ways a new and budding industry, no pun intended. However I knew that after 26 years in big tech, I desperately needed a change and now was the time.

I just completed my first 30 days here at U4EA Farms as the Head of Product Development and wow, what a ride! Like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, my head is spinning, but in the best way possible. Working in the cannabis industry, especially as a cultivator is WILD! The people are different, the vibe is different and in a strange way I feel more at home than I have in many years. I’m SO happy I made the switch.

The products at U4EA Farms are beautiful and the workplace has never smelled so good! LOL! While I don’t know what the future holds, the possibilities are endless and I can definitely feel that spark returning as I look to the opportunities ahead here with the family at U4EA. If there’s one thing I’ve definitely learned in these past 30 days is like Dorothy, I’m definitely not in Kansas anymore!

For this I’m so grateful!

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Island Paradize

Island Paradize is a tropical escape bursting with juicy fruit, creamy candy sweetness, and a warm wave of exotic gas. Each smooth, flavorful inhale lifts the mood before melting into a deeply relaxing, full-body calm. Dense, frosty buds and a lush, island-inspired aroma make this hybrid a true taste of paradise.

GENETICS

Papaya x Candy Fumez

Pure Poochie

Pure Poochie is an exotic fusion of Papaya and Candy Fumez, delivering loud tropical fruit terps layered with creamy candy gas and earthy sweetness. This standout pheno leans into the rich papaya funk, creating a deeper, more pungent aroma while preserving the smooth, sugary finish of Candy Fumez. Expect relaxing full-body effects paired with a euphoric head buzz and exceptional flavor from the first inhale to the last. Frosty, sticky buds with unmistakable exotic appeal.nd earthy sweetness. This pheno leans heavier into the rich papaya funk, bringing a deeper, more pungent aroma while keeping the smooth sugary finish from Candy Fumez. Expect relaxing, full-body effects with a euphoric head buzz and serious flavor from start to finish. Frosty, sticky buds with loud exotic appeal.

GENETICS

Papaya x Candy Fumez

Candy Combat

A loud, candy-coated hybrid that hits with waves of sweet berry sugar, citrus fizz, and gassy undertones. Candy Combat blends the colorful candy-shop flavor of Blue Nerds with the heavy, knockout funk of TMZ, delivering a smooth smoke and a balanced high that starts euphoric and creative before settling into a deep body melt. Bright, frosty buds with serious bag appeal and an aroma that punches through the jar. Perfect for flavor chasers and late-night elevation.

GENETICS

Blue Nerds x TMZ

Grandma's Candy Bowl

A nostalgic candy-shop hybrid packed with sweet grape syrup, ripe strawberry, and creamy sugary dough notes. Grandma’s Candy Bowl delivers smooth, dessert-like flavor with a relaxing, feel-good high that melts stress while keeping the mood lifted. Frosty, colorful buds with rich aroma and classic candy jar appeal.

GENETICS

Grape Rock Candy x Strawberry Milano

Zprite

A bright, soda-sweet hybrid bursting with lemon-lime candy, citrus fizz, and creamy tropical gas. Zprite leans into the sweeter side of the cross, delivering refreshing terpene notes reminiscent of lemon-lime soda with a smooth sugary finish. Expect uplifting euphoric effects up front followed by mellow body relaxation, making it a flavorful all-day exotic with loud aroma and frosty bag appeal.

GENETICS

Papaya x Candy Fumez

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